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1    where was tim born?

2    when was tim born?

3    is tim still performing comedy?

4    are there any plans to make second story a novel?

5    what is tim's social security number?

6    is tim going to write more books?

7    where does tim write the most?

8    is there a cartoon book coming out?

9    where can i meet tim?

10  what is your religious belief?

11  do you really answer these questions?

12  what jobs did you have before you became famous?

13  can tim speak at our convention?

14  is tim ready to retire?

15   is this the last question?

16   will tim sign my book and make it more valuable?

17   is this the last question?

18   why all the questions?

 

 

1.    in a hospital.

2.    during the day.

3.    yes.

4.    yes. 

5.    it is a combination of number designated by the social security office to identify tim's    payments into the social security administration's "retirement".

6.    yes.

7.    in his checkbook.

8.    yes. it will be a collaboration of artwork by his brother, lonnie, and jokes by tim.

9.    if you are a bill collector, he is not available. check out the funny line for his tour dates.

10.  to be politically correct, mind your own business. just kidding. he believes. 

11.  can't you tell by the smart remarks.

12.  not famous yet, well in my mind i am famous!

13.  yes.

14.  depending on what time you are at this site if it is around midnight eastern standard time, yes he is ready to retire.

15.  no. tim hasn't thought of anymore questions that might be funny.

16.  he will sign it, and actually the resale value may drop.

17.  refer back to question 15.

18.  just needed to fill some space.

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